Early morning obnoxious behavior

Pamela: have you watched willard or wilfred yet?


me: nope, i can’t decide if i’m cool with the conceit


Pamela: get off it
seriously, liz?
just give it a go and don’t think too much about conceit


Me: meh, we’ll see
i probably will


Pamela: if kafka can write about living as a roach i think you can do this


Me: just for frodo
uh
i hate the metamorphosis


Pamela: seriously, i want to smack you with a stick